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THERE IS A NATIONAL LARD SHORTAGE - DO NOT BE ALARMED! IF YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS AVAILABLE PLEASE EMAIL US!!

I would like to welcome you to the official British Lard Marketing Board web site. Lard generally receives a bad press and we aim to put that right by promoting the benefits of lard and lard-based foodstuffs. Using the menu on the left you can access the 12 sections of our site - I particularly recommend the advertising section where you can see our ground-breaking adverts from the past. I must recommend the merchandise site though - the current low Dollar rate makes these goods an absolute steal! Also well worth a visit is the goodies section where you can download wallpaper and lard-themed music which is marvellous; as for the lard-cam - words fail me! And don't forget to give us your feedback!

Yours, Sir Hugh Smedley-Farquharson.
Chairman of the Board and Head Grader.

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